A. Ah-ha! This is why my partner and I have gained so much weight in the past year! Not because we have absolutely no self control. It’s because we’re so sickeningly, ridiculously happy!
B. I can totally understand how vegetables can be sexy. I have come close to making an awkward but enjoyable mess at the table while noshing down on Three Aces Brussels sprouts. They also do have “certain male attributes,” as the article suggests. Think: little leafy testicles that roll around your mouth in a slippery sauce of buttery goodness. It’s really not that much of a stretch, is it?