TMZ reported today former Smashing Pumpkins bassist, D’arcy Wretzky, was arrested in Michigan.

Take a good look at the mug-shot. I know what you’re thinking: “OMG! Darcy, honey! What happened!? Are those little meth sores on your face? Thank science we can’t see your teeth!”

Wretzky wasn’t jailed for what you might think, folks. She was nabbed for failure to appear in court for an “Animals Running at Large” charge in 2009. D’arcy will be released on Valentines Day.

Really though, look at the before and after shots. Doesn’t it look like a Faces of Meth poster?!

I hope, for her sake, they simply caught her at an off moment. Perhaps D’arcy was just getting out of bed, cleaning up farm poop or doing something else wholesome and misunderstood that we can all have a good laugh about later. If I were arrested right now in my jammies, teeth still not brushed, well after lunchtime blogging away, I’d be shipped off to rehab too.

Lastly, I will avoid making “greatest day she’s ever known” jokes. I’ll leave that up to you.

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