Adonis Conqueror Review
I've totally been Conquered.

I’ve totally been Conquered.

Earlier this month I received the Adonis Conqueror from California Exotics. From the name alone I was expecting something absolutely epic. ADONIS CONQUEROR! That sounds like something that would leave a wake of exhausted and happily pleasured genitals in its path. Since it takes a lot to satisfy me and I’m a bit of a size queen, the mental image I had of the Adonis Conqueror resembled a jack hammer in the shape and size of a fist. And, of course, it was made out of sparkling solid gold. RAWR!

When I saw what this vibrator actually looked like, it didn’t at all live up to my mental image. I was disappointed. I expected something that looked like it would change my life forever and live up to its lofty name.

After taking the Adonis Conqueror for a spin a number of times, I was happily surprised. It totally conquered me. Looks can apparently be deceiving!

I get into full detail in my video review below (and abuse goofy sound effects, use way too many pictures and make my vagina talk in a funny voice) but here is a very quick breakdown of the pros and cons for those of you just doing a quick drive-by:

Adonis Conqueror Pros

• It’s GIRTHY! It really doesn’t look like it but WOW, it fills every last nook and cranny very nicely.
• It has a quick shut-off. Just press the power button for 2 or 3 seconds and it powers down. Similar sex toys require you to cycle through all 10 settings to turn it off.
Adonis CalExotics• The vibrations are powerful enough to allow you to use this toy as a clitoral stimulator. It is best suited for women who enjoy deeper vibrators over a larger surface area (think Hitachi Magic Wand). This type of clitoral stimulation isn’t my preference but I still got off. Pressing the vibrator firmly against my clit and the surrounding area stimulated my internal clitoris and felt great.
• It has 10 different pulses which is quite a bit of variety. I normally don’t like pulses but I found a few in this toy I really liked.
• If you enjoy using a clit stimulator simultaneously with and insertable, the Adonis Conqueror is a great option as the insertable. It hits both the G-pot and A-spot nicely (it also made me have hot fisting fantasies every time I used it *delightful shiver*).
• As a thrusting G-spot toy it worked very well despite its lack of an obvious curve. I was able to stimulate my g-spot and squirt with this toy.
• Its silicone, waterproof and inexpensive retailing for around $39.99.

Adonis Conqueror Cons

• The plastic base gets a bit slippery and hard to hold when it’s slick with lube. • The power/settings button is located on the handle which may cause you to accidentally press it at an inopportune time. This didn’t happen to me a lot but it’s definitely something you need to be conscious of when you are playing.
• That’s it! NOT BAD!

Overall I really liked this sex toy. I would recommend it if:

• You like girth
• You are looking for a versatile toy that can serve both as a clit stimulator and insertable
• You don’t want to spend a lot of money for a quality silicone toy that’s also waterproof (it is battery operated BTW—3 AAA’s)

Good job, Cal Exotics! The Adonis Conqueror is a winner!

 

Disclosure of Material Connection:  I did receive this product free of charge from California Exotic Novelties in exchange for my honest review.  I will never misrepresent products, publish a false review or compromise my good name for free stuff.  If something sucks, I’ll tell you it sucks.  I only endorse products I truly believe in and have used myself.  I am disclosing this in accordance to the Federal Trade Commission’s Guidelines: CFR, Part 255

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Thanks! XO! 

~Sunny Megatron

1 reply
  1. Dave Kingsley
    Dave Kingsley says:

    Hi Sunny,

    We over at Orgasm.com/reviews have also reviewed the conqueror and found it to be a decent little vibrator from CalExotics. Our reviewer noted that she loved its girth as well as finding that it was quite powerful and versatile. Unlike yourself who loves size(!) our reviewer noted that the size might be a little too big for some out there. Otherwise, it was a great product!

    ps. I was wondering, however, if someone has already used the conqueror and really liked it, what other similar products would you recommend they should use?

    Thanks,
    Dave

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