A vibrating chess set? Check Mate!
This is awesome. This is just another reason I need to be rich (did you see the $10k price tag?!). Offered exclusively by high end naughty shop, Kiki de Montparnasse, each piece is made of medical grade silicone and boasts gold plate accents.
A chess board made of dildos. Necessary? Absolutely not.
If I had one, would I enjoy it? Hell yes.
Hmmm, I wonder if I could get Charlie Sheen to buy me one?
Charlie, baby? Mama needs 32 violent torpedoes of chess. *Bats eyelashes* Winning.