This one time, at Chess Club . . . I put a Bishop in my #@$$&!

A vibrating chess set?  Check Mate!

This is awesome. This is just another reason I need to be rich (did you see the $10k price tag?!).  Offered exclusively by high end naughty shop, Kiki de Montparnasse, each piece is made of medical grade silicone and boasts gold plate accents.

A chess board made of dildos.  Necessary? Absolutely not.

If I had one, would I enjoy it?  Hell yes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmmm, I wonder if I could get Charlie Sheen to buy me one?

Charlie, baby?  Mama needs 32 violent torpedoes of chess.  *Bats eyelashes*  Winning.