Due to the recent events that have affected our community, many people are asking for a way to feel protected. The loss of Foxy Goat has crushed many of us and changed the way in which we think we are safe in our homes. All of the profit for this class is going as a donation in her name to assist the 1901 Gallery Theater.
Effective self-protection is by its nature quick, violent, and dirty. It is not about kicking someone’s ass, egos, or looking tough. The purpose of this class is to share knowledge about how to cause enough damage, swiftly, ruthlessly, and unexpectedly, so that a victim can escape from an attacker and protect themselves from any further harm. It isn’t pretty, elegant, sporting, or honorable.
While avoiding conflict and being in danger is always the best strategy, sometimes that is not a possibility. The Quick, Violent, and Dirty Self-Protection seminar is designed to teach students about how to prepare for imminent assault, how to use the body’s natural weapons, and when and how to employ highly effective force-multipliers to inflict debilitating damage on an attacker with the purpose of preserving one’s safety, well-being, and own life.
Quick, Violent, and Dirty Self-Protection is a two-hour intensive lecture and demonstration of a few specific techniques, methods, and courses of action that can be learned easily and practiced repeatedly until they become second-nature survival strategies.
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times.”—Bruce Lee
Instructor Biography and Background
Happy-Venom has been training in fighting techniques since childhood. He been boxing since age 6 (his father was a former pro boxer), wrestling since 8, started karate and kung-fu at 10, and then began training in his main instructor’s style of Japanese jujutsu, as well as the muay Thai, wing chun, Shotokan karate, aiki-jujutsu, and Japanese weapons by age 12.
In the more than three decades since then, he has studied many styles of martial arts, including savate, tae kwon do, catch wrestling, and jeet kune do to add to his knowledge of fighting and hand-to-hand combat.
Happy-Venom is a combat veteran of Operation Desert Storm and used to do crazy shit like fighting in cages, traveled to distant lands to shoot people and blow stuff up, and wrangled drunkards in biker bars. Now he engages in more humanitarian activities like training MMA fighters and security personnel on how to beat people up more efficiently.
The cost of the class is a $20 donation. All profits are going to 1901 Gallery in Lisa’s name.
Pay by PayPal here http://www.eventbrite.com/
or $20 cash at the door
RSVP to hold your spot and to get the address: [email protected]
To contribute to the reward fund to capture Lisa Koziol-Ellis’ killer, visit the Fight for Foxy website here: http://fightforfoxy.com/FIGHTFORFOXY/justiceforlisa.html If you have any information that may help police, you are urged to come forward. Contact info for the Elgin Police Department here: http://fightforfoxy.com/FIGHTFORFOXY/INFORMATION.html
Sunny Megatron & Ken Melvoin-Berg are teaching fellatio & G-spot classes 2/11 & 2/12 at Tulip Toy Gallery on Halsted.
The best part? Classes are FREE!
Both classes are great to attend either alone or with your partners. They run each night from 8-10pm. Because these are free events, seats may fill up quickly. Get there early for better seating. See you soon!
This invite is for the Tuesday 2/12 Blow Job workshop. There is a separate invite for the 2/12 G-spot workshop.
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Please make sure to RSVP by email or phone as there is limited seating. Here’s how:
Email [email protected]
Call Tulip Lakeview at (773) 975-1515 or Tulip Andersonville (773) 275-6110
Tuesday, February 11th 2014
Location: Tulip Lakeview, 3459 N Halsted St
Time: 8pm-10pm
Cost: FREE!
How to Give a World Class Blow Job class description
Join Sunny and Ken for a memorable evening of fun and fellatio! Unlike other blow job classes, this one is taught from both a giver and receiver’s perspective.
We’ll go over anatomy, technique, safer sex tools, the etiquette of swallowing and spitting plus extras like hand jobs and perineal/prostate massage. We’ll also talk about what goes through your head while giving or getting head: get tips on how to get into the right headspace (<– not so accidental pun), how to give a confident blow job, how to battle a sore jaw, how to compensate for a small mouth, how to figure out what your partner likes best, gagging and a lot more.
This will be an interactive evening as participants have the option to practice everything they learn on their very own “stunt cock.” And of course, with Ken and Sunny, the class is sure to provide lots of laughter!
This class is open to givers and receivers of all genders and sexual orientation. It is also a lot of fun to attend as a couple.
About the Facilitators:
Ken Melvoin-Berg is a Chicago based author, psychic, adult sexuality and BDSM educator. He has lectured about sex, relationships, and kink for over a decade all around the World.
He lectures alone and with his beautiful better half, Sunny Megatron and is her co-host for “Outside the Box”. His largest claim to fame (shame?) was the infamous Fucksaw event at Northwestern University. Ken is the owner and chief Weirdo of Weird Chicago Tours.
Sunny Megatron is sex and BDSM educator, blogger, and pleasure advocate. She teaches sexuality, relationship, and kink workshops across the U.S. with her partner and fiancé, Ken Melvoin-Berg.
Behind the scenes Sunny is copywriter penning how-to’s on sensual subjects ranging from commonplace to extreme. She has been featured in Huffington Post, AVN Magazine, XBIZ, as well as numerous sexuality blogs. Her most current project is host of the sexual health and wellness web series “Outside the Box.”
As a lifestyle BDSM player, Sunny is passionate about freedom of sexual expression, sex positivity, self exploration, and pleasure based sex ed. Her goal is to normalize alternative sexuality practices and end sexual stigma.
Ken and Sunny have multiple sell-out workshops which include: BDSM 101, Prostate Milking for Beginners, Ethical Non-Monogamy: Threesomes, Foursomes & Moresomes, Junk for your Junk: Sex Toys 101, ZAP! Electric Play: Wands, TENS & More, G-spots & Squirting and How to Give the World’s Best Blow Job.
