Due to the recent events that have affected our community, many people are asking for a way to feel protected. The loss of Foxy Goat has crushed many of us and changed the way in which we think we are safe in our homes. All of the profit for this class is going as a donation in her name to assist the 1901 Gallery Theater.
Effective self-protection is by its nature quick, violent, and dirty. It is not about kicking someone’s ass, egos, or looking tough. The purpose of this class is to share knowledge about how to cause enough damage, swiftly, ruthlessly, and unexpectedly, so that a victim can escape from an attacker and protect themselves from any further harm. It isn’t pretty, elegant, sporting, or honorable.
While avoiding conflict and being in danger is always the best strategy, sometimes that is not a possibility. The Quick, Violent, and Dirty Self-Protection seminar is designed to teach students about how to prepare for imminent assault, how to use the body’s natural weapons, and when and how to employ highly effective force-multipliers to inflict debilitating damage on an attacker with the purpose of preserving one’s safety, well-being, and own life.
Quick, Violent, and Dirty Self-Protection is a two-hour intensive lecture and demonstration of a few specific techniques, methods, and courses of action that can be learned easily and practiced repeatedly until they become second-nature survival strategies.
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times.”—Bruce Lee
Instructor Biography and Background
Happy-Venom has been training in fighting techniques since childhood. He been boxing since age 6 (his father was a former pro boxer), wrestling since 8, started karate and kung-fu at 10, and then began training in his main instructor’s style of Japanese jujutsu, as well as the muay Thai, wing chun, Shotokan karate, aiki-jujutsu, and Japanese weapons by age 12.
In the more than three decades since then, he has studied many styles of martial arts, including savate, tae kwon do, catch wrestling, and jeet kune do to add to his knowledge of fighting and hand-to-hand combat.
Happy-Venom is a combat veteran of Operation Desert Storm and used to do crazy shit like fighting in cages, traveled to distant lands to shoot people and blow stuff up, and wrangled drunkards in biker bars. Now he engages in more humanitarian activities like training MMA fighters and security personnel on how to beat people up more efficiently.
The cost of the class is a $20 donation. All profits are going to 1901 Gallery in Lisa’s name.
Pay by PayPal here http://www.eventbrite.com/
or $20 cash at the door
RSVP to hold your spot and to get the address: [email protected]
To contribute to the reward fund to capture Lisa Koziol-Ellis’ killer, visit the Fight for Foxy website here: http://fightforfoxy.com/FIGHTFORFOXY/justiceforlisa.html If you have any information that may help police, you are urged to come forward. Contact info for the Elgin Police Department here: http://fightforfoxy.com/FIGHTFORFOXY/INFORMATION.html“G-spot? I don’t get it? I bought all the funny shaped toys, did the ‘come hither’ motion with my fingers, and nothing. Maybe I don’t have one?”
Rest assured, you do have a g-spot, however, it can be difficult to find and even more difficult to conquer. Join Ken and Sunny for a thorough lesson on this 8th wonder of the world, guaranteed to teach you a few tips and tricks you won’t find in the latest internet articles.
In this class you’ll learn how to find the g-spot, ways to manipulate it, and how to combine g-spot play with other types of stimulation. We’ll dispel the myths about female ejaculation and teach you which techniques and tools are most likely to turn you into Old Faithful. If you are able to squirt, we will increase your chances in achieving uber wetness.
During the class, Ken and Sunny will also teach various ways to creatively incorporate g-spot and squirting play into BDSM scenes. They’ll even pull out some heavy artillery; including the notorious Fuck Saw, which they helped make famous.
About the Facilitators:
Ken Melvoin-Berg owns Weird Chicago Tours and Chicago’s finest dungeon: “The Studio”. He is the creator of the World’s first Sex Tour. In addition to authoring 14 books on various subjects; Ken is an adult content copywriter, edits/writes numerous articles on sex positivity, sexual technique, BDSM, and perversity. He is now a convert to the Oxford comma.
Mr Melvoin-Berg is also known for electric play expertise, balloon bondage, clown play, and being a blow job receiver & connoisseur. Through the years he has been involved with BDSM, swinging, prostitution, pornography, and has many high friends in very low places.
Ken is responsible for the infamous Northwestern University Fuck Saw controversy while teaching his class: Networking for Kinky People. Sunny Megatron is his partner in crime & work, girlfriend, and Co-Educator in his perverted adventures.
Sunny Megatron is an adult sexuality and BDSM educator, sex blogger, Red Light District Tour guide, and pleasure advocate. She teaches sexuality, relationship, and kink workshops across the U.S. with her partner Ken Melvoin-Berg. She is also one of the infamous Northwestern Fuck Saw Four.
Behind the scenes Sunny is an adult content copywriter, penning how-to’s on sensual subjects ranging from the commonplace to extreme. Her most current project is as a segment host on Outside the Box from X3Sixty.com, a national web-based television network devoted to sex and the adult industry. Ken is her sexy co-host.
Sunny is most known for her approachability, humor and ability to present alternative sexuality topics in a way that is accessible to the mainstream. Because Sunny and Ken teach workshops together, they offer a unique perspective and multidimensional experience by giving students both a giver and receiver’s point of view.
As a lifestyle BDSM player; Sunny is passionate about freedom of sexual expression, sex positivity, self exploration, and pleasure based sex-ed. Her goal is to normalize alternate sexuality practices and end sexual stigma. Sunny believes sexuality isn’t shameful and it’s time we stop making it out to be.
You can pre-purchase tickets here: http://www.stockroom.com/Stockroom-University-G-Spot–Female-Ejaculation-P4542.aspx
Located next to our retail store.
Store address:
Stockroom/Syren Retail Boutique
2809 1/2 W. Sunset Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90026
