Yuletide greetings!
You are cordially invited to the Viscount Morgenstern Zappula’s 3rd annual Yuletide Ball. By Harry we are happy to make your acquaintance and have you attend!
For those who are new to the idea of Steampunk, below are a couple of links to check out for costume ideas. You may combine styles with clothing you already have like skirts, corsets, western wear, scientist, military and Victorian outfits or any combination of those elements.
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http://www.steampunk.com/
You will witness the return of our infamous Hysteria relief station run by the Viscountess Zappula and her Fucksaw Orgone generator machine.
As always, there will be fun, prizes, vendors and, of course, extreme electric play with Neon wands and Violet Wands.
The Devilishly Devious Zombie John and his very best H. H. Holmes meets Jules Verne inspired latex designs will be performing feats of body painting extraordinaire.
Minions #1 and #2 will be serving as human furniture, door people and DMs (dungeon monitors). We will be decorating them up with some liquid latex Xmas cheer and making one of them a Yule tree.
We will also play Victorian games like anal ring toss, ass cherry relay and we have a new game for you chirurgeons and medical doctors, Frankenstein’s monster electro-operation.
Bad News/Good News: Bad News 1st, White City Rippers cannot make it this year. Good News 2nd, we have officially booked Spears and Gears, a Britney Spears Steampunk cover band.
The event will occur on Saturday, December 22nd from 8pm to 3am, the cost is $20 per person in advance or $30 at the door. Payments will be either cash or PayPal sent to [email protected]. Prepay by 12/20/12 or the world will end.
YOU MUST RSVP TO ATTEND!!! Send me an RSVP email to [email protected] and put the words “Yuletide Ball” as the subject or you will not be sent the address of the Studio! No refunds will be given for advance payment.
This event will sell out so pre-register in advance if possible.
The Studio is clean, sober and non-smoking. Anyone 18+ years of age can attend our events.
Warmest Regards,
The Viscount & Viscountess Morgenstern Zappula (that’s me & Ken!)
Join Sunny and Ken for a memorable evening of fun and fellatio! Unlike other blow job classes, this one is taught from both a giver and receivers prospective.
We’ll go over anatomy, technique, safer sex tools, the etiquette of swallowing and spitting plus extras like hand jobs and perineal/prostate massage. We’ll also talk about what goes through your head while giving or getting head: get tips on how to get into the right headspace (<– not so accidental pun), how to give a confident blow job, how to battle a sore jaw, how to compensate for a small mouth, how to figure out what your partner likes best and a lot more.
This will be an interactive evening as participants have the option to practice everything they learn on their very own “stunt cock.” And of course, with Ken and Sunny, the class is sure to provide lots of laughter!
This class is open to givers and receivers of all genders and sexual orientation. It is also a lot of fun to attend as a couple.
About the Instructors
Ken Melvoin-Berg owns Weird Chicago Tours and Chicago’s finest dungeon: “The Studio”. He is the creator of the World’s first Sex Tour. In addition to authoring 14 books on various subjects; Ken is an adult content copywriter, edits/writes numerous articles on sex positivity, sexual technique, BDSM, and perversity. He is now a convert to the Oxford comma.
Mr Melvoin-Berg is also known for electric play expertise, balloon bondage, clown play, and being a blow job receiver & connoisseur. Through the years he has been involved with BDSM, swinging, prostitution, pornography, and has many high friends in very low places.
Ken is responsible for the infamous Northwestern University Fuck Saw controversy while teaching his class: Networking for Kinky People. Sunny Megatron is his partner in crime & work, girlfriend, and Co-Educator in his perverted adventures.
Sunny Megatron is an adult sexuality and BDSM educator, sex blogger, Red Light District Tour guide, and pleasure advocate. She teaches sexuality, relationship, and kink workshops across the U.S. with her partner Ken Melvoin-Berg. She is also one of the infamous Northwestern Fuck Saw Four.
Behind the scenes Sunny is an adult content copywriter, penning how-to’s on sensual subjects ranging from the commonplace to extreme. Her most current project is as a segment host on Outside the Box from X3Sixty.com, a national web-based television network devoted to sex and the adult industry. Ken is her sexy co-host.
Sunny is most known for her approachability, humor and ability to present alternative sexuality topics in a way that is accessible to the mainstream. Because Sunny and Ken teach workshops together, they offer a unique perspective and multidimensional experience by giving students both a giver and receiver’s point of view.
As a lifestyle BDSM player; Sunny is passionate about freedom of sexual expression, sex positivity, self exploration, and pleasure based sex-ed. Her goal is to normalize alternate sexuality practices and end sexual stigma. Sunny believes sexuality isn’t shameful and it’s time we stop making it out to be.
