Yuletide greetings!
You are cordially invited to the Viscount Morgenstern Zappula’s 3rd annual Yuletide Ball. By Harry we are happy to make your acquaintance and have you attend!
For those who are new to the idea of Steampunk, below are a couple of links to check out for costume ideas. You may combine styles with clothing you already have like skirts, corsets, western wear, scientist, military and Victorian outfits or any combination of those elements.
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http://www.steampunk.com/
You will witness the return of our infamous Hysteria relief station run by the Viscountess Zappula and her Fucksaw Orgone generator machine.
As always, there will be fun, prizes, vendors and, of course, extreme electric play with Neon wands and Violet Wands.
The Devilishly Devious Zombie John and his very best H. H. Holmes meets Jules Verne inspired latex designs will be performing feats of body painting extraordinaire.
Minions #1 and #2 will be serving as human furniture, door people and DMs (dungeon monitors). We will be decorating them up with some liquid latex Xmas cheer and making one of them a Yule tree.
We will also play Victorian games like anal ring toss, ass cherry relay and we have a new game for you chirurgeons and medical doctors, Frankenstein’s monster electro-operation.
Bad News/Good News: Bad News 1st, White City Rippers cannot make it this year. Good News 2nd, we have officially booked Spears and Gears, a Britney Spears Steampunk cover band.
The event will occur on Saturday, December 22nd from 8pm to 3am, the cost is $20 per person in advance or $30 at the door. Payments will be either cash or PayPal sent to [email protected]. Prepay by 12/20/12 or the world will end.
YOU MUST RSVP TO ATTEND!!! Send me an RSVP email to [email protected] and put the words “Yuletide Ball” as the subject or you will not be sent the address of the Studio! No refunds will be given for advance payment.
This event will sell out so pre-register in advance if possible.
The Studio is clean, sober and non-smoking. Anyone 18+ years of age can attend our events.
Warmest Regards,
The Viscount & Viscountess Morgenstern Zappula (that’s me & Ken!)
Sunny Megatron & Ken Melvoin-Berg are teaching fellatio & G-spot classes 2/11 & 2/12 at Tulip Toy Gallery on Halsted.
The best part? Classes are FREE!
Both classes are great to attend either alone or with your partners. They run each night from 8-10pm. Because these are free events, seats may fill up quickly. Get there early for better seating. See you soon!
This invite is for the Tuesday 2/12 Blow Job workshop. There is a separate invite for the 2/12 G-spot workshop.
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Please make sure to RSVP by email or phone as there is limited seating. Here’s how:
Email [email protected]
Call Tulip Lakeview at (773) 975-1515 or Tulip Andersonville (773) 275-6110
Tuesday, February 11th 2014
Location: Tulip Lakeview, 3459 N Halsted St
Time: 8pm-10pm
Cost: FREE!
How to Give a World Class Blow Job class description
Join Sunny and Ken for a memorable evening of fun and fellatio! Unlike other blow job classes, this one is taught from both a giver and receiver’s perspective.
We’ll go over anatomy, technique, safer sex tools, the etiquette of swallowing and spitting plus extras like hand jobs and perineal/prostate massage. We’ll also talk about what goes through your head while giving or getting head: get tips on how to get into the right headspace (<– not so accidental pun), how to give a confident blow job, how to battle a sore jaw, how to compensate for a small mouth, how to figure out what your partner likes best, gagging and a lot more.
This will be an interactive evening as participants have the option to practice everything they learn on their very own “stunt cock.” And of course, with Ken and Sunny, the class is sure to provide lots of laughter!
This class is open to givers and receivers of all genders and sexual orientation. It is also a lot of fun to attend as a couple.
About the Facilitators:
Ken Melvoin-Berg is a Chicago based author, psychic, adult sexuality and BDSM educator. He has lectured about sex, relationships, and kink for over a decade all around the World.
He lectures alone and with his beautiful better half, Sunny Megatron and is her co-host for “Outside the Box”. His largest claim to fame (shame?) was the infamous Fucksaw event at Northwestern University. Ken is the owner and chief Weirdo of Weird Chicago Tours.
Sunny Megatron is sex and BDSM educator, blogger, and pleasure advocate. She teaches sexuality, relationship, and kink workshops across the U.S. with her partner and fiancé, Ken Melvoin-Berg.
Behind the scenes Sunny is copywriter penning how-to’s on sensual subjects ranging from commonplace to extreme. She has been featured in Huffington Post, AVN Magazine, XBIZ, as well as numerous sexuality blogs. Her most current project is host of the sexual health and wellness web series “Outside the Box.”
As a lifestyle BDSM player, Sunny is passionate about freedom of sexual expression, sex positivity, self exploration, and pleasure based sex ed. Her goal is to normalize alternative sexuality practices and end sexual stigma.
Ken and Sunny have multiple sell-out workshops which include: BDSM 101, Prostate Milking for Beginners, Ethical Non-Monogamy: Threesomes, Foursomes & Moresomes, Junk for your Junk: Sex Toys 101, ZAP! Electric Play: Wands, TENS & More, G-spots & Squirting and How to Give the World’s Best Blow Job.
