Yuletide greetings!
You are cordially invited to the Viscount Morgenstern Zappula’s 3rd annual Yuletide Ball. By Harry we are happy to make your acquaintance and have you attend!
For those who are new to the idea of Steampunk, below are a couple of links to check out for costume ideas. You may combine styles with clothing you already have like skirts, corsets, western wear, scientist, military and Victorian outfits or any combination of those elements.
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http://www.steampunk.com/
You will witness the return of our infamous Hysteria relief station run by the Viscountess Zappula and her Fucksaw Orgone generator machine.
As always, there will be fun, prizes, vendors and, of course, extreme electric play with Neon wands and Violet Wands.
The Devilishly Devious Zombie John and his very best H. H. Holmes meets Jules Verne inspired latex designs will be performing feats of body painting extraordinaire.
Minions #1 and #2 will be serving as human furniture, door people and DMs (dungeon monitors). We will be decorating them up with some liquid latex Xmas cheer and making one of them a Yule tree.
We will also play Victorian games like anal ring toss, ass cherry relay and we have a new game for you chirurgeons and medical doctors, Frankenstein’s monster electro-operation.
Bad News/Good News: Bad News 1st, White City Rippers cannot make it this year. Good News 2nd, we have officially booked Spears and Gears, a Britney Spears Steampunk cover band.
The event will occur on Saturday, December 22nd from 8pm to 3am, the cost is $20 per person in advance or $30 at the door. Payments will be either cash or PayPal sent to [email protected]. Prepay by 12/20/12 or the world will end.
YOU MUST RSVP TO ATTEND!!! Send me an RSVP email to [email protected] and put the words “Yuletide Ball” as the subject or you will not be sent the address of the Studio! No refunds will be given for advance payment.
This event will sell out so pre-register in advance if possible.
The Studio is clean, sober and non-smoking. Anyone 18+ years of age can attend our events.
Warmest Regards,
The Viscount & Viscountess Morgenstern Zappula (that’s me & Ken!)
Join Sunny and Ken for a memorable afternoon of fun and fellatio! Unlike other blow job classes, this one is taught from both a giver and receivers prospective.
We’ll go over anatomy, technique, safer sex tools, the etiquette of swallowing and spitting plus extras like hand jobs and perineal/prostate massage. We’ll also talk about what goes through your head while giving or getting head: get tips on how to get into the right headspace (<– not so accidental pun), how to give a confident blow job, how to battle a sore jaw, what to do if you have a small mouth, how to figure out what your partner likes best and a lot more.
This will be an interactive evening as participants have the option to practice everything they learn on their very own “stunt cock.” And of course, with Ken and Sunny, the class is sure to provide lots of laughter!
This class is open to givers and receivers of all genders and sexual orientation. It is also a lot of fun to attend as a couple.
More on Kinky Kollege!
Ken & I are teaching 3 classes along with some of the world’s most prominent BDSM & Sexuality educators at Kinky Kollege Spring Session April 5-7th!
See all the Classes we’re teaching at Kinky Kollege here: Ken Melvoin-Berg & Sunny Megatron Class Roster
What is Kinky Kollege?
Kinky Kollege Sexuality and BDSM convention is a wonderful weekend filled with sexuality and kink classes, seminars, a vendor area and social/play events. You can choose to participate in one, some or all of the activities. From the Kinky Kollege Website:
The campus will be open April 5-7, 2013, where some of the world’s most prominent professors and slippery students come together to create a pansexual educational event unlike any other. This event will take place at a beautiful hotel & convention center just 10 minutes from O’Hare International Airport and a short ride from Downtown Chicago.
The Nation’s top Alternative Lifestyle Educators will be at Kinky Kollege offering classes on everything you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask. The curriculum promises to be orgasmic. Earn credits toward your Masters (or Master’s) degree with accredited classes designed for students at every level of experience, ranging from beginners to the extreme edge player. There will be many classes, spanning all three days of the event, providing for an intense educational opportunity. Some classes will have hands on lab time and opportunity for professional coaching.
Location, registration info and all the juicy details are on the Kinky Kollege Website
