Yuletide greetings!
You are cordially invited to the Viscount Morgenstern Zappula’s 3rd annual Yuletide Ball. By Harry we are happy to make your acquaintance and have you attend!
For those who are new to the idea of Steampunk, below are a couple of links to check out for costume ideas. You may combine styles with clothing you already have like skirts, corsets, western wear, scientist, military and Victorian outfits or any combination of those elements.
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http://www.steampunk.com/
You will witness the return of our infamous Hysteria relief station run by the Viscountess Zappula and her Fucksaw Orgone generator machine.
As always, there will be fun, prizes, vendors and, of course, extreme electric play with Neon wands and Violet Wands.
The Devilishly Devious Zombie John and his very best H. H. Holmes meets Jules Verne inspired latex designs will be performing feats of body painting extraordinaire.
Minions #1 and #2 will be serving as human furniture, door people and DMs (dungeon monitors). We will be decorating them up with some liquid latex Xmas cheer and making one of them a Yule tree.
We will also play Victorian games like anal ring toss, ass cherry relay and we have a new game for you chirurgeons and medical doctors, Frankenstein’s monster electro-operation.
Bad News/Good News: Bad News 1st, White City Rippers cannot make it this year. Good News 2nd, we have officially booked Spears and Gears, a Britney Spears Steampunk cover band.
The event will occur on Saturday, December 22nd from 8pm to 3am, the cost is $20 per person in advance or $30 at the door. Payments will be either cash or PayPal sent to [email protected]. Prepay by 12/20/12 or the world will end.
YOU MUST RSVP TO ATTEND!!! Send me an RSVP email to [email protected] and put the words “Yuletide Ball” as the subject or you will not be sent the address of the Studio! No refunds will be given for advance payment.
This event will sell out so pre-register in advance if possible.
The Studio is clean, sober and non-smoking. Anyone 18+ years of age can attend our events.
Warmest Regards,
The Viscount & Viscountess Morgenstern Zappula (that’s me & Ken!)
Join Sunny Megatron for a very special Valentine’s Day Weird Chicago Red Light District Sex Tour! This is the same tour you saw on the premiere episode of Travel Channel’s Extreme Tours that first aired 9/6/12. Check here for a recap of the Travel Channel Sex Tour Episode and a clip of the entire segment!
Weird Chicago’s Sex Tours consistently receive rave reviews year after year– we’ve been voted best bus tour in Chicago the past 2 years. Each tour is approximately 3 hours long. On a Sex Tour be prepared to take a luxury bus ride throughout the city and learn about all sorts of things that just might make you blush.
So what exactly does a Red Light District Sex Tour consist of? During a Sex Tour you may visit/experience some of the following:
• Fetish shoe stores and corsetieres
• Red Light Districts both current and past
• S&M stores
• Sex Toy demonstrations
• BDSM dungeons
• Find out the history of the “Dirty Sanchez” and much, much more
Each tour is different but guaranteed not only to be a great time (and we don’t mean like that! *wink*) but will surely reveal to you secret, sexy and sometimes seedy facts and locations about and throughout Chicago you never knew existed. Tours can be booked on a seat-by-seat basis or as a charter by the busload. Each Weird Chicago tour is available in 14, 23 and 35 passenger buses and some of the most popular private tours are for bachelorette parties.
Be prepared to laugh, learn and blush a lot on a sex tour! We promise you will never see Chicago . . . or sex quite the same way again!
You can book tours through http://www.weirdchicago.com/
More Sex tour info: http://www.weirdchicago.com/sextour.html
Phone: 1 888.446.7859
Coronavirus got you down? Can’t see your lovers or go to parties? Stuck in the house? Sunny Megatron will teach you about apps, programs, techniques, and creative ideas for keeping it sexy long-distance style. This info can be used for ongoing relationships, BDSM scenes, cam performers & online pro-doms, cybersex with strangers online, or getting it on with yourself. Although much will be related to kink, these resources aren’t only for BDSM. Many of these tools/techniques can be used by folks that are on the vanilla end of the spectrum too.
