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I Want an Electric Blue, Rainbow Vagina

So, did they mean this to be funny? Or are they expecting me to put on my Birkenstocks, stop shaving my armpits and tell everyone how beautiful and empowering this is? Because as much as I love to celebrate the beauty of female genitalia, I can’t NOT laugh at this. Oh please, tell me the people that made this think this is as hysterical as I do.

I’m going to color my C U Next Tuesday electric blue with rainbows. Anyone have any glitter pens I can borrow?

On second thought, being that glitter is “The herpes of the crafts,” perhaps I don’t want that anywhere near my colorless, empowered ham wallet.

BTW, when coloring in your Cunt Coloring Book, this song is perfect accompaniment. You didn’t think I’d leave you hanging without an off-beat related video, did you?

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    • Sunnymegatron
      Sunnymegatron says:

      OMG! I cannot tell you HOW MUCH I LOVE this video!!!!!!!

      This has instantly become my #1 new favorite vagina video (and trust, me– I have a long list). I *will* be including this one is a blog post soon! Thanks! xoxo <3

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  1. Sunnymegatron
    Sunnymegatron says:

    *in* a blog post. I was so excited about 8 mile wide vaginas, that it made me forget how to work the English language for a sec!

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  2. LunaLucifera
    LunaLucifera says:

    Sunny!

    Hahaha…well, 8 mile wide vaginas are reason enough to make one forget about, well, pretty much everything! I’m sure Ken would more than agree with you there! Lol, but I have to ask…you have a list of such songs? I’d be curious to get a list of some of them…surprisingly, this is one of the few I’ve actually been exposed to, and I’d be curious to hear more…

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  3. Sunnymegatron
    Sunnymegatron says:

    It’s more of a mental list– I hope I can remember most of them! I’ll start posting them periodically as accompanying videos to posts :)

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  4. LunaLucifera
    LunaLucifera says:

    Sweet! Videos of pussy songs galore for ME!!! Awesome!!! And thanks!

    There a way to subscribe to your blog, outta curiosity? *Smiles* Twould be a shame to miss them, when you’ve so kindly posted them for me… ;-)

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  5. StevieDee
    StevieDee says:

    Humor and intelligence are tremendous aphrodisiacs. That being said, I must tell you all that after watching this, I now officially lust after her.

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