Better Handjobs With a Petting Ring?
I think I need a petting ring.
Am I being stupid?
I was first exposed to petting rings exactly 24 hours ago. Upon first laying my eyes on one, I thought:
1. That’s dumb.
2. How do you text, drive or wipe yourself with…
I Want an Electric Blue, Rainbow Vagina
So, did they mean this to be funny? Or are they expecting me to put on my Birkenstocks, stop shaving my armpits and tell everyone how beautiful and empowering this is? Because as much as I love to celebrate the beauty of female genitalia,…
The Top 8 Anti-Valentine’s Day Gifts
Will you be toasting the single life this Valentine’s Day? Are you thanking your lucky stars you’re rid of that narcissistic, psycho-babbling asshole once and for all? Relieved you plucked that waste of breath from your life before…
The Essential Cthulhu Roundup
I happen to be in love with a lover of all things Cthulhu. This past Christmas I scoured the ends of the earth and the deep depths of the sea for the best Cthulhu merchandise I could get my hands on. Here are some of the treasures I found:
Cthulhu…
Former Pumpkins Bassist, D’arcy Wretzky, Jailed
TMZ reported today former Smashing Pumpkins bassist, D'arcy Wretzky, was arrested in Michigan.
Take a good look at the mug-shot. I know what you’re thinking: “OMG! Darcy, honey! What happened!? Are those little meth sores on…
Sex, Love and Food are Closely Tied
According to an article published this afternoon on Psychology Today, there is a very close relationship between love, sex and food. A few things crossed my mind while reading this article:
A. Ah-ha! This is why my partner and I have…
Margaret Cho: My Puss
Oh Margaret, I love you. Can I have your babies?
My puss, churns out cute Cho babies
Your puss, foaming with rabies
My puss, digs Mar-gar-et
Your puss, will get put down at the vet
Alright, I’ll stop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10i17NNujDE
Best. It Gets Better Video. Ever.
Comedian and improv performer Rebecca Drysdale hit a home run with her video for Dan Savage’s It Gets Better Project.
Best. ‘It Gets Better’ video. Ever.
If you are a parent to a teen, you should have your child watch this. …
HyperAlerts: Managing Facebook pages just got easier
I run a few Facebook fan pages. I have always found it incredibly frustrating as the administrator of a page I can’t get notifications of comments and new posts as I do on my personal page. A couple of weeks ago I found HyperAlerts, a…
Volkswagen Commercial: The Force
Check out Volkswagen's new spot set to air in the Super Bowl this Sunday. Love it!
Now, if they could only invent a new hybrid that would run on The Force . . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0
o.b. Tampons on the Black Market
According to CNNMoney.com, you can currently fetch upward of $40 a box on the black market for o.b. tampons. Last fall o.b. mysteriously vanished from store shelves only to pop up again this January in very limited quantities. Ladies,…
